Official Wedding Guest Agreement

Party of the First Part: The Guests

Party of the Second Part: The Soon-to-Be-Happily-Married Couple

Date of Event: April 20, 2024

Preamble:

This agreement (hereinafter referred to as the "Laughter License") is entered into on the aforementioned date between the undersigned guests (hereinafter referred to as "The Fun Bunch") and the soon-to-be-happily-married couple (hereinafter referred to as "The Lovebirds").

Terms and Conditions:

Dancefloor Diplomacy:

The Fun Bunch agrees to dance like no one is watching, even though everyone is secretly judging.

In the event of a dance-off, participants must employ at least one embarrassing move.

Speech Silliness:

All toasts and speeches shall be written in rhyming couplets.

Any mention of exes must be accompanied by a dramatic pause and a single tear.

Photo Funnies:

The Fun Bunch hereby grants The Lovebirds full rights to all embarrassing photos taken during the event.

Photobombing is not just encouraged; it's mandatory.

Attire Absurdity:

Guests are required to wear at least one item of clothing that is a blatant violation of wedding fashion norms.

The person with the most creative outfit will be awarded the "Fashion Maverick" title.

Weather Wager:

Guests are encouraged to bring their own sunshine in case of rain. In the event of unexpected precipitation, umbrellas will be provided, but only to those with dance moves deemed "sufficiently funky."

Acceptance of Terms:

By attending this joyous occasion, The Fun Bunch agrees to embrace the absurdity, dance with wild abandon, and contribute to the general merriment of The Lovebirds' wedding day.

Guest Signatures:

[Guest Names]

Lovebirds' Seal of Approval:

Kaitlinn Ryan & Alexander Craig

This agreement is binding, but only in the court of love and laughter. Please print and sign prior to arrival.

FAQs

THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A STUPID QUESTION...

How in the hell did Alex land Kate?